WASHINGTON—Stopping at a neighborhood café for a fast chunk between marketing campaign occasions, a puzzled President Joe Biden repeatedly slammed his hand into the entrance of a glass show case whereas making an attempt to seize a pastry, sources confirmed Wednesday. “Properly, that appears simply too darn good to cross up—ouch, what the heck?” mentioned the commander-in-chief, shaking the ache out of his hand after which making an attempt once more to succeed in an almond bear claw that was drizzled with with white icing and sitting on a shelf behind a half inch of glass. “Hmm, that didn’t work both, however definitely this time it can. Ow! Okay, clever man, I’m the president, and I need to eat you. What the—Jill, recover from right here and assist me! Look, I’m a pleasant man, however don’t make me get the Secret Service concerned.” At press time, President Biden’s face was pressed up towards the café’s entrance window, and he was reportedly questioning why he wasn’t capable of storm out of the place.