Popular culture has led us to imagine that town of Las Vegas is the top of the human occasion expertise.

As a man who’s fortunately taken years off his life from a number of debaucherous journeys to Sin Metropolis, you received’t hear me argue in opposition to that declare.

BUT, Vegas has its flaws, each logistically and financially. With lengthy golf equipment traces (particularly for guys) and insanely inflated costs on resort lodging and bar covers, Vegas is a metropolis that may solely be really appreciated with business connections and deep pockets.

Plus, those that’ve by no means been granted resort pool occasion entry in Vegas understand how suffocating an August afternoon within the desert of Nevada will be. Not splendid.

For these searching for an epic occasion expertise with out the complications and financial dedication of Vegas, look no additional than Puerto Vallarta, the dynamic resort city on Mexico’s picturesque Pacific coast.

It’s solely a matter of time earlier than Puerto Vallarta turns into a mainstream occasion vacation spot that articles like these received’t be essential, however till then, let me present a playbook on the best way to do birthday events proper in Puerto Vallarta.

BIRTHDAY DINNER

The preliminary group dinner is important in setting the tone for the evening.

Everybody’s dolled up of their freshest outfits, the joy is electrical, and it could be the final time the crew is undamaged earlier than being swallowed up by PV’s thrilling nightlife expertise.

A happy abdomen is critical earlier than an evening of boozing, so why not deal with the birthday boy or woman to the perfect eating places PV has to supply (all in shut proximity to the golf equipment).

TINTOQUE

Regardless of what number of specialty cocktails you’ve at dinner, it’s not possible to overlook this place.

Culinary rising star Chef Joel Ornelas places Puerta Vallarta on a plate with a rotating menu of unimaginable home-grown components paired brilliantly to create distinctive and scrumptious dishes.

From the Porkbelly Chicharron in Tomatillo Sauce to Natural Gâtinais French Hen to Traditional Tintoque Cheesecake (cultivated in-house), there isn’t one dish on Tintoque’s menu that leaves one thing to be desired.

However don’t take it from me, try the 300+ 5-star critiques on TripAdvisor.

CEVICHERIA JUAN TIBURON

Visiting a coastal city like Puerto Vallarta and never consuming ceviche is like going to Vegas and never touching a slot machine. It needs to be against the law.

Cevicheria Juan Tiburon is likely one of the top-rated eating places in all town, providing connoisseur dishes for inexpensive costs in an off-the-cuff, enjoyable environment.

The Tuna Ceviche and Mediterranean Ceviche are crowd-favorites and also you MUST wash them down with a Shrimp and Octopus cocktail. It’s not required, however it needs to be.

SONORA GRILL PRIME

The highest-rated steakhouse within the metropolis, and it’s turn out to be so wildly standard that the franchise is increasing in america.

Meals apart, Sonara is arguably the very best place to kick off an evening of partying as a result of the venue boasts large massive display screen TVs and has a home DJ that retains the power excessive with music and video shows.

In the event you want extra but another excuse to rejoice a birthday dinner at Sonora Grill, enable TripAdvisor commenter Justin to coach you on his birthday dinner expertise:

“Among the finest total eating experiences I’ve ever had. Martin was our major server, and he was skilled and type and really useful. Santiago was the captain of the workforce and ensured our meal was good! David left no element untouched and by no means left us asking for something. The wagyu I ordered was unimaginable, the ribeye was completely cooked, and the desserts had been HUGE and shareable. 10/10 would return right here on each go to to PVR.”

Try our weblog put up titled ‘Finest Eating places For Group Eating in Puerto Vallarta’ for extra top-notch suggestions.

Okay, are you fats and blissful?

Loosen the belt and let’s occasion.

NIGHTLIFE

You’ve come to the proper place since you already know we get the very best offers on Puerto Vallarta nightlife.

LA SANTA

You can’t point out Puerto Vallarta nightlife with out saying La Santa shortly after.

The upscale membership has rose to prominence for its large dimension (capability 2,500), lighting system, swimming pool and lounge (sure, you learn that appropriately), and its means to draw lovely individuals, together with a number of Latin American celebrities.

A booming soundsystem sometimes performs High 40, hip hop, and Spanish rock.

Ensure you gown to impress, as a result of La Santa employees received’t hesitate to show you away for wanting like a scrub.

LA VAQUITA

In the event you’re seeking to rage with out being required to decorate for the purple carpet, La Vaquita is the play.

Loud music, low cost drinks, no gown code. If La Santa is Dom Perignon, La Vaquita is a shot of nicely alcohol straight from the bottle. Each will be fulfilling, simply relies upon what sort of evening you’re after.

STRANA

A real non secular expertise. The membership options cathedral-esque structure so you possibly can atone for all of your sins throughout the evening in one in all PV’s most unique memberships.

One reviewer precisely in contrast the world-class lighting environment to the famed Omnia in Las Vegas whereas others praised the membership for its distinctive service and diligent employees.

The membership has a gown code—no flip flops or shorts–however it is a small value to pay for what’s assured to be an evening to recollect. Or overlook. Each have their advantages.

Strana is in high-demand so be diligent about reserving your desk.

Try our ULTIMATE PUERTO VALLARTA NIGHTCLUB GUIDE for extra suggestions and data on membership offers.

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AFTER HOURS FOOD JOINTS

PEPE’S TACOS

Pepe’s is right as a result of not solely is it scrumptious genuine Mexican meals, not solely is it open till 6 am, however its centralized location makes it straightforward to get to from nearly wherever in Puerto Vallarta.

They make the guacamole in-house and the pork sandwich is claimed to have made some vacationers discover God.

These tacos can be $9 every in NYC. Viva la Mexico.

COCINA ECONOMICA

Genuine native meals and one of many solely locations in Puerto Vallarta open 24 hours.

Trustworthy individuals serving household recipes that style selfmade. The pozole and machaca is a fan favourite and the varied salsas will please your palate, regardless of what number of cocktails you consumed that evening.

We known as this place a “hidden gem” for a motive.

TAQUERIA MENDOZA

You’ll be able to all the time inform what the very best spots within the space are by asking the locals. Mendoza is a neighborhood favourite for its genuine salsa bar and filth low cost avenue tacos.

Pastor, carnaza, asada, lengua. They do all of it and the meals is much too scrumptious in your drunken self.

Try our full listing of Superb After-Hours Locations To Eat In Puerto Vallarta.

NEXT DAY HANGOVER CURE

“The treatment for something is salt water: sweat, tears or the ocean.”

-Isak Dinesen

Playa las Gamelas. Playa de los Muertos. Playa los Camarones. You’re in Puerto Vallarta, GET IN THE WATER!

Or crush some pozole, sip a Michelada, or as a final resort, hook your self as much as an IV.

Try our High 10 Methods To Treatment A Hangover In Puerto Vallarta.

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Congratulations, you’re now nicely geared up to host an unforgettable birthday in Puerto Vallarta. Comply with this roadmap and thank us later. Or you possibly can go to Vegas and stand in line at some membership with a $80 cowl. Your name, Chief.