I used to be on the gasoline station and I overheard somebody say “Do you know lemons aren’t actual?” And the particular person they had been speaking to was like, “Yeah, I heard that.”

After which I couldn’t cease interested by it as a result of WHAT IS HAPPENING so I went on twitter for his or her suggestions and most of the people had been as baffled as I used to be, however fairly a number of folks identified that there’s an ongoing web argument that since lemons are a hybrid of a bitter orange and a citron then they have to’ve be man-made and so technically life didn’t give us lemons….we gave ourselves lemons.

I googled “are lemons actual” and google urged I seek for “DO LEMONS EXIST?” which makes me assume that even google is a bit of confused at this level. I discovered an equal variety of web sites saying “lemons are man-made”, “lemons are a naturally concurring hybrid”, and that “nobody is aware of the place lemons come from”. However even when they had been man-made wouldn’t they nonetheless be actual? I imply, infants are man-made and don’t naturally happen within the wild, however they’re nonetheless actual, proper? Are the foundations totally different for fruit? How does science work?

Anyway, I don’t have a solution about lemon origins besides to say that they’re not less than as actual as infants, and in the event that they aren’t actual then what the fuck did I simply eat?

Edited so as to add: I used to be referring to lemons. I didn’t eat infants. Undecided that clarification is important however at this level all bets are off.