Within the wake of the implosion of the Titan submersible throughout a voyage to view the wreck of the Titanic, deep-sea exploration is within the highlight as individuals focus on its deserves and risks. The Onion seems to be again at key moments within the historical past of deep-sea exploration.

2.5 Million B.C.E.: Caveman first dunks head fully underwater.

1521: Ferdinand Magellan tries to measure the Pacific Ocean’s depth by throwing a 2,400-foot weighted line over the aspect of a ship, in what stays the safest-ever try at deep-sea exploration.

1818: Dissatisfied explorers receive deep-sea worm and jellyfish specimens from depths of 6,500 toes that don’t even have bizarre eyes or enamel or something..

1912: Titanic begins its maiden voyage from Southampton, England to the underside of the Atlantic Ocean.

1976: Shit, simply seaweed.

1997: Field-office success of Titanic reminds public of existence of enormous our bodies of water.

2001: World will get stoned and watches Blue Planet.

2014: Deepest-known level of Lake Tahoe found by Katie’s iPhone throughout bachelorette cruise.

2018: 8-year-old Riley Curtis reveals his mother he can maintain his breath underwater for 20 seconds.

2023: 5 wealthy guys make a whoopsie-doopsie.