LOS ANGELES—In a last-ditch effort to show a revenue on the lackluster function, Paramount Photos managed to salvage a horrible movie’s box-office numbers by selling it because the film liberals don’t need you to see, sources throughout the studio confirmed Wednesday. “We thought slapping the title Candy Land Of Liberty on the challenge could be sufficient to make up for the flimsy plot, muddled character motivations, and stilted dialogue, however after a tough opening weekend, we realized we would have liked to do extra,” studio advertising government Bret Carter stated of a social media technique he oversaw that included intensive outreach to conservative influencers, who have been advised that woke liberal critics have been panning the movie as a result of they have been making an attempt to cover its highly effective message of fact from the American individuals. “We obtained some solid members onto a number of podcasts the place they have been capable of discuss how the movie dared to say issues persons are afraid to say nowadays, insinuating that cancel tradition and ‘the PC police’ have been making an attempt to cease individuals from watching it. And the following weekend the theaters have been full.” Carter added that if the movie wasn’t within the black by the tip of the week, the studio would run adverts telling viewers it was the one film presently in theaters that wasn’t paid for by Jews.