BROOKLYN—Heralding dramatic upcoming adjustments to the neighborhood, native sources confirmed Friday {that a} soot-covered ragamuffin shifting into the neighborhood prompt the realm was about to endure an industrial revolution. “Nice, now they’re going to start out opening a bunch of commercial mills and stimulate the speedy development of the textile trade,” mentioned Theresa Porter, 53, expressing her consternation that avenue corners would quickly be lined in coal mud as plumes of black smoke from the factories emanated into the sky. “Each morning you’re going to listen to the manufacturing unit bell as lots of of cinder-smeared scamps amble their option to work. The domestically owned grocery retailer down the road has already been changed with a smelting furnace. I even noticed a avenue urchin attempting to promote newspapers on the road for a nickel screaming ‘Extree, extree!’” At press time, sources reported {that a} roaming hunter-gatherer tribe planting seeds within the neighborhood portended a brand new agrarian revolution as effectively.