SAN FRANCISCO—Saying the breakthrough had super disruptive potential, a gaggle of Silicon Valley buyers on Tuesday touted a person who reveals as much as steal one in every of your bones as a daring new tech innovation. “We’re backing this tech as a result of we consider it can fully change the best way individuals take into consideration their bones, one thing they could have beforehand taken without any consideration,” stated Brady Chen, a venture-capital fund supervisor who spoke at a media occasion, explaining that the person was being beta-tested within the Bay Space and, if profitable, might shortly be scaled as much as attain bigger markets. “This mysterious man, who enters your house whilst you’re asleep and will get proper to work, makes the method of getting one in every of your bones taken by a stranger less complicated than ever. You don’t even should obtain an app! He simply reveals up one evening and rips out your tibia, pelvis, clavicle, or whichever bone he desires after which tosses it into a giant sack earlier than shifting alongside to the subsequent dwelling on his route. It’s really revolutionary, and with the suitable management group place, we’re assured that by 2025 we’ll have this man in 90% of American households stealing bones.” Based on inside sources, engineers are at present arduous at work fixing a bug that causes the person, on some events, to neglect all in regards to the bones and as a substitute devour individuals’s organs in an insatiable frenzy.