SANDUSKY, OH—Following a mass taking pictures at an space mall that left 12 lifeless and one other seven wounded, regulation enforcement officers launched to the general public Friday a novelty Wild West picture of the suspect that they had taken into custody. “Because of the actions of our quick-thinking officers, we have been capable of arrest the shooter, fingerprint him, and swing by [local amusement park] Cedar Level to pose for a kind of enjoyable old-timey portraits with him,” stated Sandusky Police Chief Greg Hartwell, who, alongside the suspected assassin, seems within the ensuing sepia-toned {photograph} carrying a white hat, a Western-style vest, and a duster, together with equipment equivalent to a kerchief, a watch chain, and an imitation Colt revolver. “Within the technique of reserving the perpetrator, we knowledgeable him of his proper to select from a elaborate fringed cowboy outfit, a sequence of pretend mustaches, and an outsized jug marked ‘XXX,’ however he waived these choices in favor of a plain denim shirt. The gunman did ask to carry his personal AR-15-style rifle through the picture shoot, however we in fact couldn’t permit this, as it could not have been interval appropriate.” Hartwell went on to ask if any of the reporters current can be prepared to put on his badge and gun whereas he held two massive sacks marked with greenback indicators and reenacted a financial institution theft for the digital camera.