NEW YORK—Enrapturing the nation along with his well-pressed trousers and matching jacket, a person in an impeccably tailor-made go well with, allegedly with a pocket sq. and all the things, urged Individuals to spend money on the inventory market, sources confirmed Tuesday. “This man, along with his crisp, white shirt and completely fitted pants clearly is aware of what he’s speaking about,” stated native resident Greg Wall, instantly dumping his life’s financial savings out of a glass jar onto the desk to do what the flamboyant man stated in hopes of sometime additionally proudly owning a pleasant pair of socks that don’t slide down the calf. “That should be a type of positive Italian fits that solely actual essential individuals can afford—and if the best way to get one is to spend money on the inventory market, then rely me in! I’m going to fork over all the things I acquired so I, too, can put a scrap of silk in my blazer’s pocket. Sizzling rattling, this man’s the actual deal—even his footwear match!” At press time, the nation was conflicted after a wise-looking man who smelled like cigars informed them to spend money on actual property.