WINDSOR, ON—After formally asserting that he was separating from his spouse Sophie Gregoire Trudeau after 18 years of marriage, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau reportedly confirmed up on the U.S. border Thursday with a duffel bag. “Hey, so, issues have been somewhat tough at house, so may I keep a couple of nights in your nation till I can determine issues out?” mentioned a dejected-looking Trudeau, who added that he was actually sorry to do that to the US and its 335 million residents on such brief discover, however he didn’t know the place else to go. “Significantly, man, you’re a lifesaver. Mexico didn’t choose up, and you know the way the U.Ok. all the time takes her aspect. In any case, I promise I’ll be quiet and principally simply hold to myself and crash in North Dakota. Except you wish to hang around or one thing? Identical to previous occasions!” At press time, Justin Trudeau was requested to go away after he saved getting drunk and crying so loudly that he scared the nation’s 73 million youngsters.