AUSTIN—Expressing astonishment on the new mind-blowing revelation, podcaster and former Worry Issue host Joe Rogan was reportedly shocked Tuesday after a 5-year-old informed him that horseys come from outer-space. “Whoa, that is enormous, man—no person within the mainstream media is speaking about this,” stated Rogan, talking to his visitor, self-proclaimed area horsey skilled Noah Cooper, in an interview that drew widespread on-line criticism that Cooper’s kindergarten credentials didn’t make him an authority on the origins of horseys. “So, wait, you’re telling me that the horseys that we see throughout us slid down from outer area on a rainbow? It’s wild how all of the research that discovered proof that horses eat stars are being censored. I imply, clearly you understand higher than anybody since, such as you stated, you’ve been to area a bajillion instances.” At press time, Joe Rogan challenged any horse who refuted these claims to come back on the podcast to debate the kindergartener.