Home Humor I imply, it’s not *not* unsuitable – The Bloggess

I imply, it’s not *not* unsuitable – The Bloggess

I imply, it’s not *not* unsuitable – The Bloggess


I attempt to embody images in my books each time attainable as a result of generally folks (particularly folks not from Texas) assume that the ridiculousness I write about can’t attainable be true, together with the point out in my newest ebook (Damaged) about being attacked by a squirrel working in tag-team with our neighborhood owl which a number of folks – together with my husband – stated was too ludicrous to be believed:

However then yesterday a information story got here out a couple of Texas granny who was attacked by an airborne snake after which by the hawk who had dropped it on her and her husband couldn’t hear her screaming as a result of she was driving round on a tractor whereas preventing off a snake and a hawk on the similar time and I’ve by no means associated extra. Anyway, she’s fantastic (however most likely traumatized) and I really feel dangerous for her but additionally a little bit vindicated, and should you personal a bookstore you must most likely transfer Damaged to the self-help part (with this weblog publish printed out beside it) as a result of that is precisely the kind of shit folks ought to learn about.

Evenly associated:

I simply seen that the Chinese language translation of Damaged (in the very best manner) is now on sale and the duvet is each lovely and complicated.

Rory from the Furiously Completely satisfied ebook was extremely popular in China so I suppose he’s making an encore whereas getting sloshed off his tiny little face. I ran the picture by way of google translate to see what it says…


Can’t argue with that one.

Additionally, I used to be going to purchase a duplicate however it says that they’re already briefly offered out, as a result of possibly that they had a giant demand for drunken raccoon books? It’s most likely for the very best although as a result of clumsy birds are all around the world and reader consciousness is step one in safety.

PS. I apologize if I’ve unlocked a brand new worry for you. To make it as much as you I’ll ship a signed copy of Damaged to a random individual within the feedback as a result of not all surprises are snakes and squirrels thrown by careless birds. Typically they’re ridiculous books thrown by authors who simply wish to hold you protected.



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