The Jim Henson Firm has had a couple of hits on their fingers in recent times between Fraggle Rock: Again to the Rock, The Darkish Crystal: Age of Resistance, and their ongoing efforts with Labyrinth and the Jim Henson title.  With all this underneath their belt, it’s excessive time they capitalize with some high-quality merchandise.  And it appears the Powers That Be agree with us, as a result of The Henson Firm has simply introduced a brand new batch of merch for us to purchase and acquire and cherish eternally and ever.

Check out all the brand new choices from The Henson Firm beneath!

Life-Sized Radish Automotive

Whoopie! Everybody has wished to shout that whereas racing down the freeway in a convertible radish automobile. And now you possibly can. This as soon as in a lifetime expertise comes courtesy of our pals on the Henson Firm and McDonald’s. Tying into the eco-conscious messaging of Again to the Rock, they carry you the all-natural, 100% compostable, renewable vitality powered radish automobile. Get out of the best way Tesla, not solely was this automobile constructed from first ideas, it was designed by creatures whose caves aren’t of their very own making. Be the envy of the neighborhood whenever you park this candy deal with in your driveway. Simply don’t name it a lemon!

$53,000 MSRP

Pre-Holed Washtub

Have you ever ever tried to place a gap in your washtub to win a expertise contest, however Ma’s already hocked the device chest? The nice people at The Jim Henson Firm have you ever coated with an genuine Emmet Otter’s Jug-Band Christmas-inspired pre-holed washtub! Hand-crafted by Turkish artisan Nisan Bir, this five-gallon washtub* is all able to be transformed right into a bass. With this magnificence, you’ll have that down cost on a used piano very quickly. C’mon, Pa would purchase a pre-holed washtub!

*For musical functions solely, not authorized for precise washing.

$50.00 cut up 4 methods

Labyrinth: The Sport

Our pals at The Jim Henson Firm have been growing the proper sport primarily based on the basic movie Labyrinth for years.  From what we perceive, they’ve been toiling and testing, making an attempt to give you the proper sport to correctly embody the sensation of being misplaced within the Goblin King’s realm.  However then somebody should’ve realized that there’s already a Labyrinth sport, and it was perfected 4 a long time earlier than the film even got here out.  So wouldn’t or not it’s simpler to only purchase up a bunch of those video games after which slap the Labyrinth brand on them.  They’re higher now!

$15.99, with further marble

Essence of Gelfling

Feeling sluggish? Shedding your vitality as your amoral habits rapidly ages you? Inform Father Time to shove it with your individual bottle of Essence of Gelfling! That is assured to place pep in your step and make you are feeling just like the sturdy, highly effective Skeksis you’re. Who cares if it’s unsustainable? In case you kill all of the Gelfling, you possibly can’t hear them complain! Nevermind that sound of strolling and buzzing within the distance, they’ll by no means catch as much as you. The Skeksis will rule eternally!

$82.00

Henson Model Elephant Paint

Generally, whenever you’re exploring humanity’s relationship with time and skewering social conventions in a fast-paced collage of images, visible gags and jazz drumming, you’re simply going to have to color an elephant. And shouldn’t that elephant benefit from the wealthy, vibrant coloration of Jim Henson model elephant paint? With a heat pink hue like this, they’ll remember to improve the wealthy metaphor of regardless of the hell this nonsense is.

Henson Firm Fraggle Rock Reproduction

It’s the titular rock from Fraggle Rock!  Haven’t you all the time puzzled what the rock was?  Now you possibly can personal a duplicate for your self.  Not a fan of Fraggle Rock?  Don’t fear, the Henson Firm can be promoting this product as a Darkish Crystal.  Certain, it’s solely barely darkish, and it’s not a lot of a crystal, however they simply wished to cowl all their bases.

$Fraggle.pebble