LOS ANGELES—Asserting that the community needed to shake up their Undisputed protection crew, Fox Sports activities started a search this week for a brand new contemporary physique to host Skip Bayless. “We attempt to supply our viewers the most effective protection we are able to, and Skip is prepared for a brand new host on which to feed,” stated Fox Sports activities CEO Eric Shanks, including that the community was interviewing quite a lot of former NFL and NBA stars, in addition to a number of different high commentators to seek out the appropriate physique for the 230-year-old Bayless to feed on and slowly exchange their consciousness along with his personal. “We’re leaning towards getting a youthful man so Skip can inhabit for a number of a long time at the least. He’s had a great few a long time along with his present physique, an ex-MLB pitcher who was a proper match for his mind and central nervous system, and ideally this one will final a number of a long time too. It’s the sixth physique he’s inhabited during the last couple hundred years beginning means again when he was overlaying boxing within the early 1800s. However the evil that holds him has begun to tear his physique aside, so we hope to have a brand new host to function Skip’s diabolic carapace by subsequent week.” At press time, Fox Sports activities had reportedly accelerated their seek for a brand new host for Bayless’ cursed incarnate type after his present physique started to shrivel when uncovered to water.