Good morning college students, and welcome to Cuddle Historical past 101. As we speak we can be studying in regards to the Cuddle Wars of 1639-1648, between Meowlandia and Wooferonia. The catalyst for these wars was a dispute between His Borkiness, Prince Labradon of Wooferonia, and Her Meowjesty, Queen Hissandra of Meowlandia, during which neither would give any floor over whose nation was the cuddliest. 

This dispute continued with offended letters between the 2, shifting on to ornately derpy animal pranks, and peaked when a pillow battle obtained out of hand, resulting in the Royal Military of Wooferonia’s break room being solely coated in ethically sourced duck feathers. Enraged, the Wooferonian Royal Military led a pillow siege of the Meowlandian Fortress, which was ultimately damaged with the assistance of the Capybara Nomads’ peace talks.

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