“Girls ought to be at house with the youngsters whereas their husbands compete on the U.S. nationwide ladies’s staff.”

“Go away it to ladies to lose a sport that I refuse to look at.”

“I’m rooting for Morocco anyway.”

“The U.S. ladies’s soccer staff would have received if it have been made up solely of obedient, pregnant tradwives.”

“Abe Lincoln had blue hair, too, and that’s why he bought shot within the head.”

“These ladies suppose it’s okay to be working round kicking soccer balls when they need to be within the house elevating their soccer balls.”

“I’m torn. I really like America, however I hate ladies.”

“This by no means would have occurred if I have been president.”

“Probably the most American staff was Japan in any case.”

“See, these ladies wouldn’t have misplaced in the event that they hadn’t been too proud to place a person on protection.”

“That’s what they get for sporting shorts as an alternative of bloomers.”

“I don’t need my daughter wanting as much as these ladies and pondering that at some point she will do commercials for Chase cellular banking.”

“It’s an indication that these ladies ought to spend much less time on frivolous sports activities and extra time making an attempt to win the fitting to vote.”

“They nonetheless might have taken off their tops and swung them round in a tragic means.”

“Not stunned that girls have been too silly to choose the ball up with their arms.”

“It’s not private. I cheer for all ladies’s losses.”

“That is all Coach Biden’s fault.”

“No drawback. I’ll ship them demise threats simply the identical.”

“That’s what they get for having woke, radical views like Coca-Cola is the official associate of U.S. soccer.”

“If it’s bought a girl in it, I don’t need to watch it. Sports activities, porn, nothing.”

“If there’s one stereotype that’s true, it’s that lesbians are dangerous at sports activities.”