DENVER—Saying the corporate wanted extra employees with none hobbies, pursuits, or social life, native boss Ross Baresh confirmed Monday that he was impressed by what a friendless loser his hardworking worker Kyle Weinrib should be. “I have to say, I’m taking an actual shine to Kyle and the way completely incapable he’s of fostering any type of human connection that might pull him away from his work duties,” mentioned Baresh, noting how blown away he was by Weinrib’s dedication to having nobody in his life to share experiences with and distract him from finishing monotonous duties. “No comfortable hours, no dates—this man’s the perfect worker I’ve obtained! He doesn’t even waste firm time making small speak within the kitchen as a result of he’s so socially inept.” At press time, Baresh had counseled Weinrib, who was working late placing the ending touches on his plans for an workplace taking pictures.