WASHINGTON—In an effort to put to relaxation questions regarding his well being, President Joe Biden tried to show his health Friday by having his Secret Service element drag his limp physique across the South Garden of the White Home. “As you possibly can clearly see, I’ve greater than sufficient stamina to serve one other four-year time period,” the primary octogenarian president of the US mentioned as he was pulled throughout the grass like a rag doll in a putting demonstration of his sturdy power and general bodily prowess. “My apologies to all of the naysayers on the market, however check out this! Damned if I don’t really feel nice. If I wished to, I may have these guys lug my physique round like this all day. I haven’t damaged a hip or something.” In keeping with reviews, Biden was taken again inside when bugs and worms arose from the garden, swarmed over his pores and skin, and commenced to hasten the decomposition of his actively decaying physique.