SACRAMENTO, CA— Making an attempt to not roll their eyes because the doting mom went on and on about her little one, sources confirmed Tuesday that native lady Corinne Lesseder spent the entire eulogy yammering about her child. “I’m not conserving time, however she’s been speaking uninterrupted about nothing however ‘Callen, Callen, Callen’ for almost 5 minutes now,” mentioned pal Kris Stanley, who struggled to take care of focus as Lesseder talked at size about her deceased 13-year-old son’s favourite folks, locations, and actions, going as far as to topic the captive viewers to a recording of her little one taking part in his favourite tune on the guitar. “Speak about one thing else, the rest, please. When she mentioned he at all times liked watching Stranger Issues, I believed it might be a fantastic segue to ask if she’d seen the brand new Candy Magnolias but, however nope, couldn’t even get a phrase in. Don’t you’ve gotten a life exterior your useless child? Ugh, she is simply such a mother! Effectively, was one.” At press time, Stanley mentioned she had determined that blatantly looking at her telephone would ship the message that everybody was bored.