With the current information that the Muppets, Sesame Workshop, and The Jim Henson Firm are all releasing new merchandise, we didn’t need to be neglected!  ToughPigs has beforehand provided some thrilling stuff – together with t-shirts and pins – and we’re jazzed to take issues to the following degree with much more stuff made only for our fellow Muppet fanatics.

Try the most recent in ToughPigs merch beneath, and we thanks in your patronage!

“I Admire the Muppets” T-Shirt

There are Muppet followers. Then there are huge Muppet followers. You understand, those who know that Uncle Lethal initially appeared on The Muppet Present. However in case you’re studying this, odds are your love of the Muppets is approach deeper than any of these posers. You understand that Uncle Lethal was initially carried out by Jerry Nelson, glided by “The Phantom of the Muppet Present,” and that Kirk Thatcher used him as the premise of an unmade present, Uncle Lethal’s Home of Badness. You don’t cite Muppet Wiki, Muppet Wiki cites you. And never simply any garment will do to drape your physique, you want one thing that exhibits simply how extra passionate you might be. For you, we have now the last word in type, with a t-shirt that claims all of it: “I Admire the Muppets on a A lot Deeper Degree Than the Individual Sporting an “I Admire the Muppets on a A lot Deeper Degree Than the Individual Sporting an “I Admire the Muppets on a A lot Deeper Degree than You” T-Shirt” T-Shirt.”

$If You Must Ask, You Can’t Afford It

Canned SIRE

Want a fast rush of nostalgia? Attempt ToughPigs’ Canned SIRE! Quadruple-filtered utilizing tape from a damaged copy of Hey, You’re as Humorous as Fozzie Bear, this affords pure refreshment and full recall of the lyrics to “I’m Doggin’ It.” Some say it tastes like Amazin’ Fruit, y’know, those with the particular packages to advertise Muppet Treasure Island. They usually had that promo to get the radio with Kermit as Captain Smollett on it! See, the SIRE is working already! Yo fog, you’ve been lifted from my mind! I’m going to purchase extra now… however the place did I put my bank card?

“ToughPigs’ Canned SIRE: You’ll Comprehend it When You Style It.”

$1.50, quarters most popular

Mr. Curly Twirly Fan Membership Membership

Have you ever heard the great phrase about our lord and savior, Mr. Curly Twirly? Then present you’re a real believer on this iconic background Muppet by becoming a member of The Mr. Curly Twirly Fan Membership! Your membership will embrace this fancy certificates, a button to put on to all formal engagements, an engraved hardcover copy of the timeless traditional, “Kermit Learns How Computer systems Work,” and an invite to affix Curly-Twirly Con on the EconoLodge in Pocatello, Idaho. With all this, you possibly can’t afford to not be a part of!

$92/12 months

“The Full ToughPigs” E-book

With synthetic intelligence getting smarter and local weather change ramping up, you may be tempted to go off the grid and reside in an deserted bomb shelter that hasn’t been restocked since Lyndon Johnson was President. And in case you do in the end reject society, you gained’t have to depart the witty, thought-provoking articles of ToughPigs behind! Introducing “The Full ToughPigs,” a compilation e book of each piece ever revealed on our web site, from Danny Horn telling people to not fear about The Jim Henson Firm’s merger with EM.TV (and he was proper) to this factor you’re studying proper now! And it’s not only for hermits! That is additionally nice within the occasion that Joe, Ryan, and Jarrod determine to delete the entire thing for a tax writeoff. They’ll’t take it off your cabinets, proper? Or perhaps they’re behind you proper now!

$12.00 or greatest supply

Hubba-Wha!? The Residence Sport

For twenty-eight episodes, Muppet followers have gone head-to-head to check their Muppet data on Hubba-Wha?! And now, it’s your flip! Introducing Hubba-Wha?! The Residence Sport! For a low value, our personal Becca Petunia will burst into your house and demand you title as many visitor stars that appeared in Elmopalooza as you possibly can consider. And also you higher be prepared with a query to stump her! Significantly, she’s often good, however in case you don’t have that query prepared, or if it looks like you didn’t put an excessive amount of thought into it, she’s going to get mad, and never the lovable form of mad. The final household to purchase that is nonetheless asking what occurred to their parakeet. We all know, and we’re afraid to inform them the reality.

$We’ll pay you, we simply want a break from her

ToughPigs “We Simply Wished a Rock Too” Rock

Look, the Muppets are promoting a rock.  Sesame Avenue is promoting a rock.  The Henson Firm is promoting a rock.  We must always get the possibility to promote a rock too!  And now you will be the proud proprietor of a ToughPigs model rock.  It’s a rock, with rock-like qualities.  And the one approach you possibly can show you’re an actual Muppet fan is to personal considered one of these rocks your self.  Or not – we’re not the Muppet fan police.  We’re simply right here to point out appreciation for the Muppets and promote rocks.  It’s good to have a dream.

$We’ll pay you a nickel.